{Things are even worse under the new government.}

 

Yes, this image is of a dude shoving a cat into an industrial blender with a toilet plunger. Somehow he seems to have been compelled to do this by the new government. The drawing is so bad, I'm pretty sure I took another stab at this somewhere along the way. I tried searching for it, but surprisingly, this is the first comic under the tag 'blender'. So somewhere in the future, you will get to see another version of this comic, if in fact I did do that.

If this image looks a little odd to you, that is because this is a completely retarded photograph taken by a complete retard. Me. I had to push it around violently in the post processing to get it legible. There's a lot of shadow in the foreground, which you can see on my hand, so the page had to be blown out a ton, but the sky/distance had already been blown out almost entirely because it's brighter over there than where I was standing. I knew this when taking it, but somehow convinced myself that if I merely took a lot of shots that one of them would be useable. I guess I wasn't wrong, this is useable, but everything's so poorly photographed it gives me the angers.

I could complain about this all day, however if you have a problem with it, there's something really easy you can do. Just send me a new Canon 5d Mark III with a 11-17 f2.4 L and two Speedlights, and I swear I will never eff up a photo this badly again. Yeah, I know this isn't going to happen, but hey, you never know if you don't ask.

On the other hand, what a wacky tree.

-oLAF